THERE’S ANOTHER ONE OH MY GOD
this gives me life
bless this dude
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
I am fire *pant pant*
I am death.
you ruined my life
you mean improved your life
|—||Albert Einstein (via feellng)|