Sometimes insanity is my only reality.

trick-or-pete:

Patrick hightailing it

arrogantanupapaya:

melodicallyinsane:

chr0nicle-x:

THERE’S ANOTHER ONE OH MY GOD

this gives me life

bless this dude

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

corriezodori:

a-romeo-that-loves:

oh my god toyota.

THISWASTHEBESTCOMMERCIAL

kindasadandalwaystired:

recoveryofabrokenteen:

littlebearofasgard:

tyleroakley:

CAN’T UNSEE.

I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life

you mean improved your life

Fancy (2014) / Clueless (1995)

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
 Albert Einstein (via feellng)